“As of tonight’s taping, Republicans still haven’t picked a Speaker of the House after Kevin McCarthy lost his sixth vote in Congress. Honestly, it’s hard to get every Republican on board. It’s like letting 218 friends decide where to have brunch.” — Jimmy Fallon
“At this point, McCarthy is so unpopular that even Southwest feels sorry for him, right?— Jimmy Fallon
“You can’t even have a red wave among yourself.” — Seth Meyers
“But this is interesting. According to the constitution, if there are no speakers by tomorrow, the top contenders must compete in a dance-off.” — Jimmy Fallon
“The White House said yesterday that President Biden has no plans to interfere in the House Speaker election because Republican Party leader Kevin McCarthy failed to secure enough votes to ascend to the Presidency. Until you’re no longer cheerful. — Seth Meyers
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On Wednesday’s “Late Show,” country singer Shania Twain shared how much isolation she needs to write her own songs.
things to get excited about thursday night
Actress Laura Dern will appear on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”
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